Had a lump of coal between my cheeks and when I landed it had turned into a diamond. Even my shit was scared!!!
Who needs drugs when all you have to do is take 2 teaspoons of cement to harden the f@#k up and jump out of a plane!
Off for the victory drink or 2
Camper than Dale Winton & Lily Savage going to buy a tent at the National Tent Association Gay & Lesbian annual sale! ;)
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you're still alive Roy but yes, definately a bit camp!
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